So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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