I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I hate all girls vehemently.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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