420 ftw
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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