The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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