I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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