My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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