sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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