i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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