This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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