Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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