I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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