god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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