Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
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