Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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