I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Randomize
