He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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