went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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