We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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