ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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