I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i drank out of a bidet.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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