If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
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