You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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