She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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