did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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