I'm going to jail i love you
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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