Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
God, I missed his penis.
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