Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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