Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
you win again, gameday.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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