Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Congratulations! We have a period
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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