Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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