do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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