It's like God shit irony all over that family
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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