what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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