we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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