no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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