No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Fuck me I smell like cheese
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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