Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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