do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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