i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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