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im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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