Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
you will always have a special place in my vag
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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