what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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