Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
