I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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