Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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