Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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