I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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