Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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