i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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