I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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