And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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