im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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