After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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