We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he thought i was a dude.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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