I don't think brook has ever known best
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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