Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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